Madonna Mixes Two Sides Of Big Time Life

Madonna is not going quietly into the night with her baby books. This Mother of the Year has also just made a documentary for which she held a private screening last week in TriBeCa. Friends and industry folk invited only. The Great Unwashed will have to wait to stand in line to pay their money to see this thing when she finally figures how to market it.

And what’s this documentary? A mélange of her two worlds. Part live act ? but no Doing It with a Coke bottle, and no cone-shaped iron breasts and no nudity with a big cross hanging off her neck. Because the other part of it is kabbalah. Big-time. Big-time kabbalah. How sweaty sex, hot music and wriggling and writhing melds with God, I’m not sure. Sure only is that she should actually make a nice, neat little religious film. With Tom Cruise. And Mel Gibson. And sound bites from Richard Gere. And Al Sharpton to host it. Then they got the whole deal covered.

Anyway, afterwards, Little Mother did dinner with business partner Guy Oseary and Miami nightclub friend Ingrid Casares. She travels in an SUV with three bodyguards. And the body they were guarding was outfitted very Audrey Hepburn in short-sleeve, knee-length, prim lilac dress.

Source: Cindy Adams’ column/The New York Post