Holy Inaccessible

Madonna will usher in the Jewish New Year at an exclusive kabbala retreat in the city this weekend. The Material Girl will be getting spiritual at a private Rosh Hashanah gathering at the Marriott Hotel.

But on Tuesday it’s back to business – we hear she’ll play a dominatrix in Britney Spears‘ new video, “Me Against the Music.” It’s a return to the bad old days for the scandalicious diva, who recently double-teamed with Britney for a Sapphic spit-swap at the MTV Video Music Awards.

Madge is also set to appear at the Rockefeller Center Barnes & Noble on Monday to promote her children’s book, “The English Roses,” which has rocketed to the top of international best-seller lists.

But don’t count on getting too close: “Madonna is being very, very difficult with this signing,” says one source. “She’s pre-signed all the books and will simply hand them to fans, with no personalizing. She has also said she will not pose for pictures. …[Those who] bring cameras will have them taken away.”

Source: NYDaily News