‘A playful Madonna admonished the crowd tonight, telling people off for sitting during her performance’, reports Madonna Tribe friend Daniel from the Sunday 13th August Wembley show.

‘Did you win tickets?’ she asked the offending front row members, saying ‘Thank god for the rest of you!’.

She also told off people for smoking, and threatened to beat up those who lit up at her show. Fortunately, no violence ensued. She did say though that she liked to show her love by saying “F**k you”, which is fortunate as she showed a lot of love!

Notices outside the venue warned the crowd that filming would take place on the 13th, 15th and 16th for an upcoming production for Semtex Girls.