The Material Grandmom?

The study of kabbalah – or something – must be giving Madonna miraculous powers of prophecy and extraordinary longevity.

That’s one possible conclusion from the listing on ticketsolutions.com, an entertainment Web site offering seats to Madge’s concert at the Los Angeles Staples Center – on Sept. 9, 2051.

“If anyone is going to still be standing in 2051, it’s going to be Madonna,” her rep Liz Rosenberg told me yesterday. “She’s 45 and in 47 years she’ll be 82. There’s an old Motown song called ‘Doin’ the 81.’ So maybe she’ll be ‘Doin’ the 82.’ ”

Rosenberg was joking. And a ticketsolutions.com employee said: “I don’t think that’s a real concert. And we’re certainly not selling tickets for it yet. Maybe someone in our Internet technology department put it up as a test.”

From today’s Llyod Grove’s column “Lowdown”, New York Daily News