Unfriendly Article on Now Magazine
Uk Magazine NOW dedicates on his latest issue, an article on Madonna’s “Miss Marple” look. Here’s the little picture featured on the cover.
Madonna Tribe takes also a look at the full article, which is very rude towards Madonna and Guy. We publish it anyway because the writer, something called, Gillian Crawley, only makes an asshole of herself by acting as fake posh, unfriendly and jealous person. Here’s what she says:
Can you think of a sight more pant wettingly hysterical than Madonna in one of her regular “I just love little old England” outbursts?
On a recent night out at a Mayfair eatery, she went for an homage to Miss Marple ina tweed suit and a Arfur Daley hat (or titfer, as she no doubt calls it because she thinks it means something rude). Meanwhile, she lent Guy Ritchie tha flat cap she’s toyed with for a while before deciding that pigeons and whippets are a bit unhygienic.
We ought to feel flattered that she loves us so much she wants to be one of us, but who’s going to tell Madge that only English folk who dress like her are in costume dramas? Surely’s Guy’s job. But then perhaps this is his little joke.
Remember when he got her to use cockney rhyming slang and she embarrassed herself boasting about her “raspberry ripples”? Or when he keep buying her pints of bitter when you know she was dying for a glass of wheat grass juice? And the time he had her tramping across muddy fields watching people taking pot shots at small furry creatures, then eating them, when everyone knows that posh people get their food delivered from Waitrose. Stand by for Madge’s new video when Guy gets her to tog up as a Morris dancer. Guy, we salute you. You’ve got a better sense of humor than we thought.
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