Makes Me Wanna Cry

From PeopleNews.
Chatshow beluga Oprah Winfrey has achieved some things in her time, but has anyone ever managed to make Madonna cry? The woman who has accrued a billion for talking was interviewing Her Madge this week about her forthcoming children’s book, The English Roses. But even Oprah, empathetic queen of weight loss and tragedies overcome, could not have hoped in her most sentimental fantasies to see the friend of advertisers the world over break down in tears and sob like a hard-nosed child.
The wet patch on the sofa developed around the time Madonna’s fifth-grade teacher, who was an influential figure in the young Madge’s life, was produced as a mystery guest. Also appearing on the shlock-fest, designed to reveal the star’s softer side in-keeping with her new image as children’s author, was the family of a young cancer-sufferer the star had befriended. Taking a tip from the Third Reich, Madonna has discovered the best way to convert the world to her ideology is through the kids. The English Roses, the first kabbalah allegory in a series, is out this month.