Don’t ever call me Madge

Madonna has banned husband Guy Ritchie and his cockney mates from calling her Madge – because she DETESTS it. The Queen of Pop has issued strict orders that no one uses the nickname first given to her by her movie director lover.

Friends say the American superstar “absoloutely hates” being called Madge and has insisted everyone calls her by her full name. The revelation was made by British actor Jason Flemying who became a close friend of Guy when he starred in his movies Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch.

Jason said: “She just hates Madge. We’re under strict instructions not to call her that. She absoloutely abhors it“. But the British star insisted that Madonna was not at all stuck up, saig she was “one of the boys”. He said: “she loves being one of the lads and being treated normally.”.

Madge recently announced that she wanted Guy to be knighted – so she could be called Lady Madonna. However, it only showed her lack of British noble affairs – a knight’s wife always takes her husband surname so she would be known as Lady Ritchie.

The article doesn’t explain why Madonna was seen last year wearing a top with the word Madge embroided onto it. Or that if someone is appointed a Knight their wife does not automatically become a Lady. This only happens to people who inherit the title.

Source: Daily Star